The break-room in Disney World's Cinderella's Castle has been converted to a "royal suite" that winners of Disney's Year of Dreams competition can sleep in. The first photos of the finished suite have surfaced. Disney World's most exclusive suite looks like a fantasy room in a really good Shinjuku love hotel. If you win a night in the suite, you're locked in until morning -- no sneaky running out into the Magic Kingdom and riding the Haunted Mansion in the nude!
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Cinderella's exclusive bedroom in Disney World
The break-room in Disney World's Cinderella's Castle has been converted to a "royal suite" that winners of Disney's Year of Dreams competition can sleep in. The first photos of the finished suite have surfaced. Disney World's most exclusive suite looks like a fantasy room in a really good Shinjuku love hotel. If you win a night in the suite, you're locked in until morning -- no sneaky running out into the Magic Kingdom and riding the Haunted Mansion in the nude!
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Cory as a Lego minifig
Minifig sez, "It's been a while, but Xeni very kindly linked to me making Dick Cheney in Lego. In return, it would have been nice to make her out of Lego, but however hard I try, I can't get it right. Instead, I've made Cory, with a heap of his CC books next to him. Enjoy. There are a few other famous people recreated in Lego in my flickr photostream if you take a look around."
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(Thanks, Minifig!)
Give-away orange lederhosen re-surface in Chinese board-game
Link (Thanks, Steve!)Bavaria Beer, a Dutch brewer, doesn’t just make a hearty beer, they’ll also sell you bright orange pants with a lion’s tail attached. You can buy them here but they were originally given away if you bought enough beer. Bright orange is the color of Dutch pride and the Lion is the symbol of Dutch soccer so it would seem the perfect novelty garment. People who drink your beer get a free pair of lederhosen, the company gets some free adverstising as “Bavaria” is emblazoned across the chest. Chances are you’ll get a few people to wear them to the game. You want to see a sea of orange? Look around for Dutch soccer fans on flickr...
Scrappy Chinese manufacturer, Wang Ming, saw an opportunity where others saw a crisis and pressed the excess pants into service as props in a baffling looking board game named Smack The Lion. Wang Ming makes 3 products: Plastic trees, Industrial oven hand protection, and Family Game. While I’m sure they make a nice tree, Family Game has a weirder back story.
Big factory pig farms are some of America's worst polluters
I decided to try out veganism a little over a week ago -- so far I feel great, and it's a lot easier than I thought. A number of things inspired me to give it a go, including Joi Ito's blog entries about his own vegan bodyhacking experiment, and this Rolling Stone article by Jeff Tietz. A friend had a copy sitting on the couch, open to this page, and I couldn't take my eyes off the story.
It's an investigative piece on how Smithfield Foods, America's largest hog slaughterer, circumvents law, pollutes like crazy, and creates antibiotic and vaccine-laden pork products that feed our country. I don't intend to become one of those annoying vegangelicals who tries to convert everyone to tempeh, but this was just a fascinating read:
Smithfield's holding ponds -- the company calls them lagoons -- cover as much as 120,000 square feet. The area around a single slaughterhouse can contain hundreds of lagoons, some of which run thirty feet deep. The liquid in them is not brown. The interactions between the bacteria and blood and afterbirths and stillborn piglets and urine and excrement and chemicals and drugs turn the lagoons pink.Link to "Boss Hog," by Jeff Tietz. Photo by doveimaging.com. (thanks, Sputnik!)Even light rains can cause lagoons to overflow; major floods have transformed entire counties into pig-shit bayous. To alleviate swelling lagoons, workers sometimes pump the shit out of them and spray the waste on surrounding fields, which results in what the industry daintily refers to as "overapplication." This can turn hundreds of acres -- thousands of football fields -- into shallow mud puddles of pig shit. Tree branches drip with pig shit.
Some pig-farm lagoons have polyethylene liners, which can be punctured by rocks in the ground, allowing shit to seep beneath the liners and spread and ferment. Gases from the fermentation can inflate the liner like a hot-air balloon and rise in an expanding, accelerating bubble, forcing thousands of tons of feces out of the lagoon in all directions.
The lagoons themselves are so viscous and venomous that if someone falls in it is foolish to try to save him. A few years ago, a truck driver in Oklahoma was transferring pig shit to a lagoon when he and his truck went over the side. It took almost three weeks to recover his body. In 1992, when a worker making repairs to a lagoon in Minnesota began to choke to death on the fumes, another worker dived in after him, and they died the same death. In another instance, a worker who was repairing a lagoon in Michigan was overcome by the fumes and fell in. His fifteen-year-old nephew dived in to save him but was overcome, the worker's cousin went in to save the teenager but was overcome, the worker's older brother dived in to save them but was overcome, and then the worker's father dived in. They all died in pig shit.
Previously on BoingBoing:
Reader comments:
Cropped thumbnail of porkse.cx above, here's a JPEG link to full screenshot.(Unintentional?) Smithfield Ham Pron?
Check out the screenshot in my post. It's from this part of the Smithfield website here: Link.
Damn, now that's some juicy ham pron if I've ever seen it.... I just want to stick my tongue right in the midd... (OK... I'll stop).
Here's an employee site regarding Smithfield Farms' labor practices: Link.
B..b..but Smithfield can't possibly be a polluter. They have a web page that shows they got an Environmental President's Award award! Link.
I dig your post about Pig farms and Smithfield Foods in particular. I only want to ad that if you really want to turn people off to their products, I can think of no better way than their own (vintage drive-in) advertising. Enjoy! Video Link.
Here's a link to the pig farm in google maps for the site referenced in the "Pork's Dirty Secret" article.
[Ed note: those big, pink "lakes" in that map detail above, next to what look like housing for the pigs? Filled with pigshit.]
If you go through the Smithfield site, they link to worldwatermonitoringday.org. They said they were involved with this for the last three years. However if this is going on for the last several years, where are the result from before? There is no link to previous years result. Also will the actual data be made public or will it get filtered?
Just saw your pig postings about the trouble Smithfield plant in Tar Heel, NC as I got back from the Science Bloggers Conference where folks from OnlineNewsHour began their talk with a bit from their 2004 show called "Pigs and Politics": A snip from the transcript:"North Carolina's ten million hogs produce twice as much feces and urine as the populations of the cities of Los Angeles, New York and Chicago combined. Industrial farms, most with thousands of hogs each, store the waste in open-air pits, called lagoons. They spray the waste, untreated, as manure on adjacent fields."Tasty.
Look at these crazy pictures of a festival in Taiwan where it appears they sacrifice 2,000 pigs: Link.
I was reading about the (horrific) pig farm article and couldn't believe there was no mention of the unintentional goatse of the farm's aerial map. From the user comment "Here's a link to the pig farm in google maps for the site referenced in the "Pork's Dirty Secret" article.", the photo is SO TOTALLY goatse it's hilarious.
*sigh* I've never been so conflicted about eating meat after reading that post. So I hope Choppy the two faced pig either brings a smile or a WTF. Reminds me a bit of Cy the kitten. Link.
Speaking of the poor pigs, ever seen a state of the art Jarvis bung dropper? Link. Be sure to watch the vid at upper right: Link. Not to be confused with a bung cleaner: Link. Or bung ring expander: Link. Or lung gun: Link. Or spinal cord remover: Link. Other fun links for kill floors and carcass prep: Link.Go veggie! I attached a pic of the best way to taste a pig.

Web Zen: barnyard zen
sheep ringtone
squow
sinister ducks
kungfu bunnies
cows with guns
these little pigs
chicken a day
cowscapes
cluck of july
Web Zen Home, Store (Thanks Frank!) Image: From the Cowscapes series by photographer Rachael Sudlow. To purchase a print, email rachael.sudlow at gmail.com. Below, kung fu bunnies, which is insane.
Update: some of you have complained of an auto-loading Flash embed with sound for the "kung fu bunnies" in this post -- there was never a flash embed in this post, just a jpeg that links to the Flash content. But we did a little digging and learned that BoingBoing's feed was configured to pre-load linked-to Flash items under certain circumstances, so we've turned that off. Sorry for the annoyance!
Barbaro: a racehorse and his online fans.
My NPR "Day to Day" colleague Luke Burbank did an amazing piece this week about the huge, passionate, came-from-nowhere online community of Barbaro fandom. You gotta see the fanmade videos, chock full of race footage and love, and set to the music from the likes of Enya, Michael Bolton, or Andrea Boccelli. "Believe in Barbaro," reads the metadata. From Luke's introduction:
The racehorse Barbaro is recovering this week from his latest setback, a diseased hoof. As he convalesces, an online community of thousands is following his progress breathlessly. Last spring, Barbaro was a contender for the Triple Crown. He had won the Kentucky Derby and was a favorite to win the Preakness Stakes in Baltimore.Link to audio, text, and photos for "Loving Barbaro: A Racehorse and His Fans." Here's a bunch more Barbaro fan videos.Then fate struck. Not far out of the gate at the start of the Preakness, Barbaro shattered his right hind leg. It was a heartbreaking development, accented by images of his visibly distraught jockey, Edgar Prado. Barbaro's career was effectively over.
But his life as a cause celebre was just beginning. YouTube is full of Barbaro tribute videos and photo montages such as this one, all set to tearjerking music. At another site, 14,000 candles have been "lit" in his honor. On various message boards, people post fervent messages expressing hope and admiration for the struggling racehorse. One couple even invited Barbaro to their wedding.
Reader comment: Dave Warner says,
Barbaro was recently voted "Sports Human of the Year" at Gawker sports blog Deadspin.com, in no small part because of the fervent fan base he's developed -- a fan base that has declared Deadspin to be "garbage." In particular, Dee Mirich of Merrillville, IN, has become a cult figure at Deadspin for her "Affirmed" messages. Check the link for all of Deadspin's posts about Barbaro and his fans.
Nathan Myhrvold meets the penguins
There's probably a great Linux joke in here, but I'm not funny enough to come up with it. Technologist and former Microsoft executive Nathan Myhrvold visited the Falklands[ / Islas Malvinas], and took some amazing photographs of penguins and other creatures there. Dr. Myhrvold is CEO and managing director of Intellectual Ventures, a private entrepreneurial firm he founded with his former Microsoft colleague, Dr. Edward Jung. Snip from an essay about what he observed on the islands:
It turns out that there are some reasonably well developed scientific theories of cuteness.Link. Image: (c) 2007, Nathan Myhrvold. (Thanks, John Brockman)Penguins look like little people – their bipedal stance, walking gait and proportions look like a tiny toy person. Self-love is something humans are good at, so it is natural to find these animals compelling. Their behaviors also happen to map well to human behavior – or at least one can naively imagine so because they are stereotypically similar to some of our own actions.
That covers penguins, but there are some more universal aspects of cuteness. I once studied to be a cartoonist (alas, I wasn’t funny enough) and in that field they have this very well figured out. The rule of thumb is that if you want a cartoon character to be cute, you draw it so that the total body height is between 2.5 and 3 times the height of the head. This gives you a Mickey Mouse, or Tweety Bird sort of character. You then make the eyes a large fraction of head height – little beady eyes are not cute. To make a heroic character – say Superman, Spiderman or Captain America you want 7.5 to 8 heads high. It always has amused me that being a pinhead looks heroic.
Reader comment: Jeff says,
You should link to Mhyrvold's article on the future of digital photography, it's a must read. Direct link here. Excerpt:I'm eagerly awaiting Canon's next move, probably to 25-plus megapixels. I'm what marketing people call an early adopter, but mark my words - you'll own a 16- or even a 25-megapixel point-and-shoot in a few years, and it will not stop there. By some estimates, your eyes have an effective resolution of more than 500 megapixels. If you can see it, why shouldn't a camera record it? The reason many pictures don't turn out is that in daytime the human eye can easily perceive a dynamic range of 10,000:1, while at night it is more like 1,000,000:1. Meanwhile, color slide film can record only about 32:1, and digital cameras, about 64:1.In many situations, this forces a choice - do you expose for the light parts of the scene and let the dark parts go dead black, or save the shadows and turn the bright parts pure white? Future digital sensors will fix this, with ever broader dynamic range and greater light sensitivity (the ISO rating).
Focus is another problem. How many of your pictures wind up fuzzy? Autofocus technology can help, but cameras today still have a limitation on how much of a scene can be in focus at one time, known as depth of field. If you focus on the flower in front of you, the mountain in the background is apt to be fuzzy. Yet technically there is no reason we can't get essentially infinite depth of field, again by using more digital processing.
Javier Rodruiguez says,
My impression concerning your post would have been much better if you just said "Islas Malvinas" instead of Falklands (...) they always belonged to Argentina, not just a matter of sovereignty but simply geology (it's physically undeniable that they are inside South America's continental platform). I guess you regard colonialism as evil, as much as many of us do.
BoingBoing week in review: Jan 15-20, 2007
Above: "Pac Man's secret," by Ape Lad.
Here are a bunch of BoingBoing posts from the past week that (a) people talked about or linked to a lot (b) we were particularly obsessed with.
Cory's Duke University book launch, Feb 22
I'm launching my short story collection Overclocked at Duke University's Levine Science Research Center in Durham, NC on Feb 22 at 5PM. I'll be giving a lecture on privacy and technology, followed by a signing and general schmooze. Hope to see you there! Here's more detail on the event, and here's a map. Admission is free and open.
Where: Love Auditorium, Levine Science Research Center
When: Feb 22, 5PM
A reminder: I'm also having launches in Toronto (Feb 1), San Francisco (Feb 8, with Rudy Rucker), and Vancouver, San Diego and Los Angeles (details TBD).
Personal blimp
Link (via Futurismic)Our aircraft is one of the safest in the sky. There are lots of reasons for this. But the single most important one is that it flies at low altitudes and low airspeeds. Going low and slow is not only beautiful, it's also safer. In addition, our design gives the pilot more control than any other type of lighter-than-air aircraft.
The notion that blimps explode comes from the famous Hindenburg accident of 1937, that aircraft was filled with highly flammable Hydrogen gas. Nobody really knows how the Hindenburg fire started. But once it did, the Hydrogen ignited and the famous fireball resulted. Amazingly, even with the intense fire, 2/3rds of the people onboard survived. In any case, neither we nor anybody else today has an airship filled with Hydrogen.
Apple's next product photoshopping contest
Today on the Worth1000 photoshoppng contest: Apple's next "i" product. Pictured here: the iKill pistol (only compatible with iBullets).
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Jewelry shaped like molecules

Made With Molecules jewelry: earrings and necklaces with charms in the shape of important chemicals, such as caffeine, estrogen, chocolate, serotonin, GABA... Also available: testosterone boxers and oxytocin baby onesies. Link (via Making Light)
Drugs and Poisons blog
From an entry titled Teh Overdose: Drugs and poisons that you shouldn't kill yourself with
Ro-15-4513LinkReverses the behavioural effects of ethanol. It stops you from being drunk. It does this horrible, horrible thing by blocking the action of ethanol at GABA receptors in the brain. The worst part is that it can't even be used to treat alcohol poisoning, since it doesn't block the respiratory depression that is usually what kills you if you drink way too much. If that wasn't it enough, it also increases the risk of seizures. So not a big winner with anyone.
Grand Canyon employees not "silenced" as PEER claimed
Well guess what. It seems that PEER's shocking opening statement that park employees are being silenced to serve some big shots' religious agenda is, well, dubious to say the least. Skeptic magazine publisher Michael Shermer investigated after readers suggested that eSkeptic, which posted highlights from the PEER release, might not have been skeptical enough. From Shermer's column:
The referencing of sources who wish to remain anonymous (like those who PEER executive director Jeff Ruch claimed gave him the information about the silenced park employees) is quite common in journalism and, in fact, there are laws protecting whistleblowers . The fact that no such reference was made until I pointedly accused Ruch of flatout lying makes me, well, skeptical of this explanation. His final statement to me doesn’t make me any less skeptical:Link to eSkeptic, Link to PEER's "amdended" press release, Link to an archive of the original PEER press release (Thanks, Randee!)
We are issuing an amended release today that
1. deletes reference to what interpretive staff can and cannot say and
2. features the NPS official statement that they provide geological information to the public.
Previously on BB:
• Grand Canyon bookstore still selling Creationist myth Link
• The Grand Canyon is only a few thousand years old! Link
TSA refuses to screen air cargo
LinkU.S. Congress to the TSA: "Please screen the cargo that goes into planes. We'll be safer." TSA response: "No."
We're safer if they DON'T screen the cargo, I guess, and focus their energies on taking away water, yogurt, and semi-gelatinous pie.
Previously on Boing Boing:
• TSA doesn't allow Zippo camera case past security Link
• TSA confiscates miniature bats at Louisville airport Link
• TSA arrest villain for possession of rubber band ball Link
• TSA confiscates folding car key, calling it a "switchblade" Link
Sign forbids photography of lousy statue
The sign mounted on this hideous sculpture of a typewriter eraser scarring a new Seattle neighborhood sculpture park says, "Sorry, photography of this statue is not permitted." So, you're not allowed to make a copy of something the artist copied? (Update: I don't really think the sculpture is hideous. But it's not as playful or interesting as his other work, I think. Also, here are 134 photos of the sculpture on Google Image Search, found by Boing Boing reader Aaron.) Link
Reader comment:
David says:
For readers who want to know more: The eraser is a sculpture by Swedish sculptor Claes Oldenburg, who is best known for his oversize sculptures of everyday objects. A gallery of his large scale projects can be seen on his website.It reminds me of the quote by designer Paul Rand, who said something like: "If you can't make it good, make it big. (And if you can't make it big, make it red.)"
Some Zune tracks are crippled with no-sharing flags - guess which
Link (Via Deep Links)Curious about this, I conducted a test of my own. I pulled down the top 50 songs downloaded from Zune Marketplace, using my Zune Pass subscription. I then created a playlist of those 50 songs, and attempted to wirelessly send the whole playlist to my wife's Zune.
When the transfer completed, a message appeared on my player: "Can't send some songs because of rights restrictions. 29 of 50 songs sent to Carrie's Zune".
Heir to dictator moves into $35 million Malibu home
The exotic-car-loving playboy newcomer to the exclusive cliff above Malibu Pier, heir to one of the most ruthless dictators in the world, now sits behind two guard shacks with the likes of Dick van Dyke, James Cameron, Larry Hagman, Mel Gibson and other biggies.LinkPerhaps his politically active Malibu neighbors don’t know that Equatorial Guinea, on the west coast of Africa, with only 540,000 inhabitants, has neither a free press nor free speech. Its people are among the world’s poorest, surviving on less than $1 a day, yet because of plentiful oil and natural gas, the country is the second richest in gross domestic product per capita, just behind wealthy Luxembourg.
Reader comment:
Hannes says:
Equatorial Guinea has not the second highest GDP per Capita. In nominal terms it comes out on place 59, and when measured at Purchasing Power Parity (PPP), which takes into account the different price levels in countries, so that countries with a lower price level score higher, it comes out on place 42.
Update: Canadian spy coins a "mistake"
Previously on Boing Boing:
• Spy coins update Link
• Canadian coins bugged? Link
• Russia spy HQ has giant batman mural in floor Link
• Technology for parents to spy on kids Link
• CIA's goofy spy-robots Link
• FAA grounds LA Sheriffs' plans for "spy plane drones" Link
• Lockheed Martin designing tiny "maple seed" spy plane Link
• High-voltage machine shrinks quarters to the size of dimes Link
Marion Peck limited edition goes on sale January 24
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"The Mysterious Miss Wu", by Marion Peck, is a limited edition, signed and numbered giclee print on archival canvas. This print comes in a custom, hand carved, teak wood framed with an antique gold-leafed finish. Published by Porterhouse Fine Art Editions. Sold framed only. Framed Size: 15" x 10", Image size: 9.75" x 7.75" Edition of 30, signed and numbered
Previously on Boing Boing:
• "Regina Gloriae Naturae," based on Mark Ryden’s painting "The Creatrix" Link
• Rosie's Tea Party Link
• Mark Ryden's book, Fushigi Circus Link
Disney "head" characters get robot faces
Ricky sez, "The relatively new Cinderella Castle stage show at the Magic Kingdom has received a technology upgrade that really enhances the magic. Costumed characters like Mickey Mouse are now able to move their mouths in sync with their spoken words and blink their eyes for added realism."
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(Thanks, Ricky!)
Record companies: Google should censor the US, same as China
At one time you were considered a new media philistine if you wanted to regulate the Internet. But then Google promised the Chinese government that censorship was possible. Then Google blacklisted BMW in the Internet world for anti-social behavior. It seems policing is acceptable for all sorts of things but not intellectual property!Link (Thanks, James!)
TSA to revise no-fly list
Even cutting the list in half is "nice but not all that meaningful," said Barry Steinhardt, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union. He noted that various estimates of the list's size, which is classified, have ranged from 50,000 to 350,000 names.Link (via Schneier)"Cutting a list of 350,000 names is not all that impressive," Steinhardt added.
Magnificent photo of Comet McNaught
Link to SpaceWeather.com, Link to Comet McNaught photo galllery (Thanks, Paul Saffo!)This marks the fourth night in a row that observers have spotted the comet's tail in northern skies. Dan Laszlo of the Northern Colorado Astronomical Society saw it on Jan. 17th and offers this advice: "Find the darkest sky you can and look west between one and two hours after sunset. A site where you can see zodiacal light would be best."
Feral woman found in Cambodia
Local police said the woman was "half-human and half-animal" and could not speak any intelligible language...Link to BBC News, Link to Cryptomundo for a cryptid angle on the story, Link to buy The Forbidden Experiment: The Story of the Wild Boy of Aveyron
Deputy provincial police chief Chea Bunthoeun told Associated Press news agency: "(The villager) spotted a naked human being, who looked like a jungle person, sneaking in to steal his rice."
(Village policeman Sal Lou) said: "When I saw her, she was naked and walking in a bending-forward position like a monkey... She was bare bones..."
Mr Sal Lou said (her) family was now watching her closely after she took her clothes off and suggested she would return to the jungle.
Previously on BB:
• Feral child profiled in The Telegraph Link
• Feral Files Link
• Don't call him chicken Link
• Andrei the dog boy Link
• More from the Feral Files Link
Spit Art
The talented individual in this video creates "spit art" by dribbling water out of his mouth onto the pavement.Link (Thanks, Jennifer Lum!)
How to disable Google personalized search
Spotted on Google Blogoscoped (via Lifehacker): instructions on how to disable Google's "personalized search" function:
Google describes this (old) feature as “an improvement to Google search that orders your search results based on what you’ve searched for in the past,” going on to say that you “may not notice much difference at first, but as you build up your search history, your personalized search results will continue to improve.”Not everyone wants Google to collect and store this personal data, though, so here's how to turn that off: Link.
Battelle on Blogs 2.0
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A brief dip into nearly every blogger's referral logs shows that a very large percentage of readers - nearly 40 percent in some cases - come directly from search - someone who put "steve ballmer throws chair" into Google, for example, and lands here.
Now, this person doesn't have any frame of reference about Searchblog, or its grammar, audience, or ongoing conversation. He or she is most likely to hit the post in question, read it (perhaps), and move on. This site loses a potential new reader, and this community loses a potential new member, because, in the end, I, as the publisher of Searchblog, have done nothing to demonstrate to that reader the wonders and joy that is Searchblog. In short, I've failed to merchandise my site.
Now imagine instead, that when that person comes from search, they are greeted with a box that pops up and is informed by the search referral information that we all carry with us as we click away from Google or other search engines. That box surfaces a smart search based on the referral - perhaps it shows the reader other posts I've written about Microsoft, or Google and Microsoft, or senior executives in the Internet industry. Perhaps it shows me the top five *other* posts folks read who *also read* that Steve Ballmer Throws A Chair post. You know, the kind of merchandising a good site like Amazon does all day long (from what I can tell, search referral boxes were pioneered by Cnet, for credit where credit is due). Now, wouldn't that be cool, just for a start? Sounds hard to do, right? But actually, it shouldn't be. The information is all there. It's just not organized properly.
Rock and roll cover of The Raven from 1969
In 1969, a concept album called "Poe Through the Glass Prism" was released that consisted of rock-and-roll renditions of the poetry of Edgar Allen Poe. Frank's Vinyl Museum has ripped the uptempo cover of The Raven -- a must-hear.
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(Thanks, Mike8787!)

Bavaria Beer, a Dutch brewer, doesn’t just make a hearty beer, they’ll also sell you bright orange pants with a lion’s tail attached. You can buy them here but they were originally given away if you bought enough beer. Bright orange is the color of Dutch pride and the Lion is the symbol of Dutch soccer so it would seem the perfect novelty garment. People who drink your beer get a free pair of lederhosen, the company gets some free adverstising as “Bavaria” is emblazoned across the chest. Chances are you’ll get a few people to wear them to the game. You want to see a sea of orange? Look around for Dutch soccer fans on flickr...







Our aircraft is one of the safest in the sky. There are lots of reasons for this. But the single most important one is that it flies at low altitudes and low airspeeds. Going low and slow is not only beautiful, it's also safer. In addition, our design gives the pilot more control than any other type of lighter-than-air aircraft.

U.S. Congress to the TSA: "Please screen the cargo that goes into planes. We'll be safer."
TSA response: "No."
Curious about this, I conducted a test of my own. I pulled down the top 50 songs downloaded from Zune Marketplace, using my Zune Pass subscription. I then created a playlist of those 50 songs, and attempted to wirelessly send the whole playlist to my wife's Zune.
