I went to a picnic at my daughter's preschool today. I took pictures of a bunch of kids' drawings that answered the question: "What happens when people get old?" There's a lot of harsh reality in their answers. Link to Flickr set
So when Yuki entered graduate school and began communicating with American scholars over e-mail, he was often confused by their use of emoticons such as smiley faces :) and sad faces, or :(.Link (Thanks, danah!)'It took some time before I finally understood that they were faces,' he wrote in an e-mail. In Japan, emoticons tend to emphasize the eyes, such as the happy face (^_^) and the sad face (;_;). 'After seeing the difference between American and Japanese emoticons, it dawned on me that the faces looked exactly like typical American and Japanese smiles,' he said.
LinkI know all about getting into hot water from trying to talk about the biological possibilities of Bigfoot’s sexual activity, from a scientific point of view. In my “Sex and the Single Sasquatch” writings and lectures for years, I’ve seen what people do when they want to misread what you’re saying and a sense of humor. So let me be crystal clear. This film goes way beyond a realistic discussion of the biological parameters of Bigfoot sexuality. After all, The Geek is a porn film and thus a human creation from a male human’s imagination, apparently. It is not a Bigfoot documentary.
On his Flight404 blog, Robert Hodgins says:
I set up a Processing driven webcam outside my kitchen window to view the nesting and maternal instincts of the common city pigeon. Here you can see the fruit of that labor. Oh, and I stuck a fez on her head too.Link to blog post, via wemakemoneynotart.View the LIVE pigeon cam here. View the LIVE pigeon cam with dynamically added fez here.
Or if you are impatient or if its night time in San Francisco or if the pigeon landed on the cam and moved it while I was away or the feed stops working, you can see a short timelapse video here.
Earlier this week, author Lee Gutkind appeared on The Daily Show to talk about his new book,
Almost Human: Making Robots Think.I've ordered a copy of the book, and I'm really looking forward to reading it. For six years, Gutkind followed a group of Carnegie Mellon roboticists around, while they developed human movement and artificial decision-making capabilities for robots. Here's a snip from the Publisher's Weekly review:
"The machines he encountered came in a variety of shapes and sizes, from dog-shaped toys programmed to play soccer to a Hummer equipped with sensors that enable it to drive itself. As that Hummer indicates, the institute's research isn't confined to the lab: Gutkind follows his roboticists to abandoned mine shafts and the northern edges of Chile, where they use the world's driest desert to test machines developed to find signs of life on the surface of Mars. Gutkind's reporting captures the individual quirks of the scientists—like one researcher who only shaves on Sundays to save time during the week for his research..."
Here's the Daily Show clip: Video Link.
Gutkind was also recently interviewed by the BBC's Jason Margolis for "Robot Report." Link.
And he was the subject of an article titled "A Life of Observation," written by Eric Parker for the website Fresno Famous. Link.
(Thanks, Dory Adams!)
Prosecutors in Boston have dropped charges against Peter Berdovsky, 27, and Sean Stevens, 28 -- the guys behind that ill-fated street marketing campaign with LED signs a few months ago.The glowing image of a cartoon figure with raised finger inspired a series of bizarre mistakes and ill-conceived actions by authorities over terrorism fears.
The accused apologized (why didn't the mayor, for wasting so much taxpayer money on this?), and between the two of them, they have already completed 140 hours of community service (they painted a mural for a local hospital). In case you don't remember...
The resolution marked the final chapter in a bizarre misunderstanding that began Jan. 31 after the two men had installed about 40 battery-powered light screens on highway ramps, bridges, storefronts, and other structures in Boston, Cambridge, and Somerville as part of an advertising campaign for a Cartoon Network television show and movie. When the devices were discovered that day, bomb squads rushed to remove and disable them, shutting down major roadways and subway lines and snarling the commute for thousands.Berdovsky and Stevens' response to the surreal misunderstanding that followed included the legendary, Yippie-esque, "hair press conference."
Two things strike me as interesting in the press coverage around the dropped charges. One, they...
were to be paid $300 apiece by a New York marketing firm for installing the signsThat's all? I wonder how much that firm received from Turner Broadcasting, the network behind the show being promoted (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which is still lame, despite all of the real-world drama around it). Turner paid out a couple million in STFU money after all the chaos ensued.
Second, if the courts have ruled that the devices were not hoaxes, does that make 'em real?
And finally,
Mayor Thomas M. Menino and other public officials have stood by their decision to shut down Interstate 93 north at the height of the scare and to deploy bomb and antiterrorism squads.Just as seriously as you take the outsourcing of internet security to an army of nannybots, huh? You stay classy, Thomas M. Menino."I hope the message goes out to all guerrilla marketers who plan on doing business in Boston that we take the public safety of those who live and work here very seriously," Menino said yesterday in a statement.
Link to Boston Globe article.
Previously on BoingBoing:
Reader comment: Egg says,
"I hope the message goes out to all guerrilla marketers who plan on doing business in Boston that we take the public safety of those who live and work here very seriously," Menino said yesterday in a statement....and the message goes out to all malicious persons, whether they be terrorists or pranksters, that they can shut down large parts of Boston at the drop of a hat, with nothing but a few LEDs.
Ike Matthews's "Full Revelations of a Professional Rat-Catcher After 25 Years' Experience" was originally published in 1898, but it still holds up, more than a century later, as an extraordinary example of just how lousy a job can be. Williams was a Manchester rat-catcher who spent a great deal of time ruminating on his trade, and in this slim volume he's jotted down all his many thoughts about catching and killing rats, from tricks with various oils as bait to whether tenants or landlords should have to pay for his services, to preventing one's sack of angry rats from bursting on a train, and so on. The section on training ferrets and treating their diseases alone is worth the price of admission.
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See also: Book pick: "Full Revelations of a Professional Rat Catcher" (1898)
Update: JP points out that Project Gutenberg has the full text of this online.
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LinkA glib and flippant tone dominates "Where's My Jetpack?" but I get the feeling a more serious book is struggling to extricate itself from Wilson's arch and camp approach (something compounded by Richard Horne's kitschy retrofuturist illustrations). The research is top-notch and fascinating. Some of the best material here entails a sort of archaeology of stillborn or prematurely abandoned futures. In the 1960s, for instance, concerted attempts were made to build living environments at the bottom of the ocean, in the form of the U.S. Navy's Sealab program. But instead of aquadome cities nestling on the ocean floor and a massive exodus of pioneers emigrating to settle the briny depths, all that remains today of the dream is a solitary subaquatic hotel, the Jules Undersea Lodge, located just off Key Largo, Fla. Other science fiction staples that made a tantalizingly brief appearance decades ago but never caught on, for reasons either practical or cultural, include the jetpack (the energy required for blast-off generates dangerous levels of heat) and Smell-O-Vision. The latter idea was mooted fictionally in Aldous Huxley's 1932 novel, "Brave New World," in which the "feelies" stimulated one's tactile and olfactory sense as well as sight and sound. The idea was actually attempted a couple of times in the early '60s, but both times tanked in the marketplace.
Another classic futuristic idea made real is "cultured meat," i.e., animal protein grown in the laboratory, where, Wilson reports, it is repeatedly stretched as a surrogate for physical exercise, in order to give it the texture of a living, active organism. This grotesque technology was memorably anticipated in Frederick Pohl and C.M. Kornbluth's 1952 novel "The Space Merchants," a corporate dystopia of the 21st century in which peon workers hack slices off a gigantic blob of animate but nonsentient poultry breast called Chicken Little. But in our nonfictional 21st century, the idea languishes in the laboratory thanks to consumer resistance. Our cultural biases reject cultured meat as gross, unnatural, an abomination. Indeed, popular taste is trending the opposite way, toward the organic, the uncaged, the nonprocessed.
A new line of Peter Bagge condoms feature a picture of Buddy Bradley from his wonderful HATE Comics.
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(Thanks, Fried Ricer)
LinkAsked to design a fitting repository for a client’s valuable collection of J.R.R. Tolkien manuscripts and artifacts, architect Peter Archer went to the source—the fantasy novels that describe the abodes of the diminutive Hobbits.
In this interview we discuss hoboes, the comic strip Gordo, he previous job at a hotel chain call center, the awesomeness of Jack Kirby, Golden Books, how he creates those $20 postcard drawings, and many other topics.
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At a concurrency of 40,000 people, Second Life’s gears begin to grind a bit. My inworld sojourn last night was truncated by the teleport system failing, which, admittedly, kind of prevents people from circulating around the grid. I was stuck in Toxian City, along with about twenty other people. That said, someone just told me that concurrency has cleared 42,000, and things are still working, if slowly.LinkAnd I’m tripping from place to place, and seeing nothing but abandoned buildings wherever I go.
I start jumping to clubs. The Velvet, in Iron Fist, is empty. I find three miserable naked men in a sex club looking for a mistress to savage their little avatars. A vast vampire-themed club with not even the undead laying around. A space station that feels like it’s re-enacting the final days of Mir, all the service modules undocked and waiting to be deorbited. A massive replica of a STAR TREK Starfleet vessel with all hands missing, shipwrecked seven hundred meters up. A Zen temple chill-out zone with not a devotee to be seen. Again and again I teleport, like Gully Foyle in the last pages of THE STARS MY DESTINATION, and, for a while there I wish that I, like he, had bombs to scatter. But there’s no one here to receive them.
He went to work for Hughes and after some military contracts fell through, worked on the predecessor to the laser, the maser, which concentrated microwaves, not light. He made a five-pound maser that could do the work of a two-ton one. He told his bosses he wanted to make a laser, but they were wary of discouraging reports from other laboratories and said no.Link (thanks, Lek Geltmopus)They wanted him to work on computers, or “something useful,” his wife said. But he threatened to quit and build a laser in his garage.
So the Hughes executives gave him nine months, $50,000 and an assistant. The assistant was Charles Asawa, who had the idea of illuminating the ruby with a photographic flash, rather than with the movie projector lamp first used.
After Dr. Maiman succeeded, a news release predicted that doctors would use lasers to focus on a single human cell. For the rest of his life, Dr. Maiman insisted on emphasizing the laser’s healing possibilities, even as the public was riveted on the new “death ray.”
Above: "People being watched."
For sale on eBay today (bidding is around $550 right now) -- the diaries of FBI Special Agent Max H. Roder (1892-1988), who covered narcotics investigations throughout the entirety of his 34-year career. He filled 28 journals with daily notes, and is said to have done this so he could recall details if he had to testify in court.
A number of things boggle the mind here -- these diaries contain the names and addresses of real people, though one might reasonably presume most of those people have either perished or moved on to other places. Also, note one of the names above... Snip from auction description:
It appears the New York City cases were mainly targeted again Italian Americans in Little Italy. You'll be amazed how many people smoked opium in NYC. A lost practice in today's world. Agent worked out of Room 615 at 90 Church St and later 633 Broadway NYC.Link to eBay auction (via notebookism, thanks Erika)
Last Friday, representatives from the Achuar tribe in Peru's Amazon region traveled to Santa Monica, California to confront Occidental Petroleum executives for alleged "ecological genocide." The indigenous people claim "Oxy" has been poisoning the Amazon over the past 30 years with oil production waste products. They say the ongoing toxic assault is results in death, disease, and loss of land that critical for their subsistence livelihoods. The Amazonwatch group claims these tribal people also plan to file a lawsuit against the petroleum company. This is video of their protest outside Oxy's shareholders meeting: video link, and here's an archive of earlier, related footage from the advocacy group that organized the protest. (thanks, Mark Pritchard)
The problem with this link is that the South China Morning Post is a subscription-only site. However, this article in today's paper is exactly the type of thing you give coverage to and cries out to be exposed to the world. In brief, a man posted a link to a website that had "porn" in a web forum. He was tracked by his IP address, arrested, pled guilty and fined HK$5,000, roughly US$650.This is coming hard on the heels of the appeals trial for the only man in the entire world to receive a jail sentence for posting Bit Torrent seeds.
I've written about these two things briefly in my blog: Link, and Link. Here is an excerpt from the newspaper article:
He went to the Sci-Fi shelf—and had another shock. I, Robot was there, but not the forgettable action movie with Will Smith—this was older, and the credits said “written by Harlan Ellison.” But Ellison’s adaptation of the Isaac Asimov book had never been produced, though it had been published in book form. “Must be some bootleg student production,” he muttered, and he didn’t recognize the name of the production company. But—but—it said “winner of the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay.” That had to be a student director’s little joke, straight-facedly absurd box copy, as if this were a film from some alternate reality. Worth watching, certainly, though again, he couldn’t imagine how he’d never heard of this. Maybe it had been done by someone local. He took it to the counter and offered his credit card.Link, MP3 Link, Podcast feed

BoingBoing reader Daniel Geduld says,
I recently watched aThe trailer referenced is for a film titled "My Mother's Garden," here's the official website. (screengrabs above).BBCdocumentary on compulsive hoarders. Far from normal collectors, compulsive hoarders fill their homes with almost anything. Some have very specific obsessions, for example a man in the UK who filled his house with bicycle parts. Most are men and most are over 50. It is a severe form of obsessive-compulsive disorder.Although that documentary is not available online, I did find this eight-minute trailer for an upcoming documentary about a woman with this disorder. A woman's mother is an obsessive collector of other peoples' refuse and has filled her house with junk to the point that she can no longer sleep inside.
The producers of this documentary claim that there are a million compulsive hoarders in the U.S. alone. How many of your neighbors, the ones who always seem to have junk on their lawns, are compulsive hoarders? Unfortunately, in many cases, they are not diagnosed until their bodies have been found inside their hoarde.
One of the most famous cases of compulsive hoarding was the two Collyer Brothers who were discovered dead in their apartment when one brother was buried by junk, killing him. The other brother at that point needed constant care and so died of dehydration and malnutrition.
Here is a wikipedia article about the Collyers: Link.
Reader comment: Jed Silverman says,
ChildrenOfHoarders.com has some videos, many stories, and most importantly info resources where children and relatives of hoarders can get help to help their loved ones.
Link. Image: a design for spacewear from Philippe Starck. (Thanks, Susannah Breslin!)One could revisit the 1960s cosmonaut fantasy designs of Pierre Cardin and André Courrèges — as did so many contemporary designers in their futuristic spring 2007 collections. But Philippe Starck, the French designer who is consulting as art director for Richard Branson’s development of Virgin Galactic spacecraft, said that one of his original proposals was for future space explorers to travel naked.
“The whole style of the rocket on the inside, the clothes and accessories, I have tried to make the most immaterial as possible,” said Mr. Starck, describing his vision for interiors that evoke a cloudlike feeling. Material is vulgar, he said. Only the vision of space is important. “The style is dematerialization,” he said.
Sanchez:I think I'm having an overdose. and so is my wife.Link to AP article, Link to MP3 of the call (Thanks, Dave Gill!)
911: Overdose of what?
Sanchez: Marijuana...
Sanchez: We made brownies. and I think we're dead. I really do...
Sanchez: Time is going by really, really, really slow...
Sanchez: What's the score in the Red Wings game?
911: I've got no clue, i don't watch the Red Wings.
Sanchez: I just wanted to make sure this isn't some kind of hallucination I'm having.
The research arm of the government's anti-terror fight is looking to for someone to build "a rugged, reliable, and compact system for canine handlers to collect human scent for future use to track a specified target."Link.There are similar systems around today, the group notes. But they're "too large and fragile to be used in an operational environment." TSWG wants a handheld, rugged device to do the job, instead. And the group has laid an exhaustive set of criteria for any contractor looking to build the thing...
Reader comment: dalvenjah says,
The East German Stasi secret police did something similar. (This link was the first to pop up in a google search) They would collect cloths with the scents of their targets for their dogs, sometimes during torture, other times by breaking into a house and stealing the dirty underwear.Of course, the TSWG is not doing this for totalitarian or creepy old man purposes at all...
LinkRU: Are you optimistic or pessimistic about your upcoming case.
KH: (Laughs) Which one? I've got three of them open at the moment. There's a motion to correct an injunction the Riverside court was not permitted to issue; a bankruptcy case that has got tangled up recently with O.J. Simpson's; and this extradition business in Arizona. That last one requires the California governor to sign an extradition warrant, and there's been enough complaints to him about it that I don't think he's going to do it. (ed: He did, on May 1)
RU: It's weird to hear O.J. Simpson's name come up. I don't suppose you can talk any more about your connection with OJ. There could be a book contract in there for you -- the book industry loves OJ!
KH: Well, I can give you a quick thing. It turns out that that the lawyer for the other side in a bankruptcy case involving my bank worked against OJ Simpson -- I think it was for the Goldbergs. So he asked for a delay in my case.
RU: We will contemplate all aspects of your possible connections with the OJ case over the coming weeks and months and maybe get back to it. "If the e-Meter doesn't fit, you must acquit" or something.
Cherri at Village Savant grabbed a sneak peak at Camille Rose Garcia's San Jose Museum of Art exhibition, Tragic Kingdom, opening tomorrow. It looks magical.
We therefore have decided to end our art and alternative energy endeavers here in the City of Berkeley and move to a new location.Link
We come to this conclusion with tremendous sadness and loss, as the open collaborative space we have built here has become a deeply vibrant art/tech skunkworks, continually churning out heroic creativity in the arts as well as very needed innovation in DIY, open source, alternative energy endeavors. We have undertaken these activities as a community collaboration, and used our creative and innovative work as an civic engine for generating meaningful community for many. The results have been tremendous, vastly exceeding any expectations we had when we started this 6 years ago.
"I came to this crossing at Ffynongain and there was like a metal gate, which looked like just a normal farmers' gate with a red circle on itLink (Thanks, Carlo Longino!)
"I thought it was a dead end at first and then there was a little sign saying, if the light is green, open the gates and drive through.
"So I opened the gate, drove forward, closed the gate behind me and then went to go and open the gate in front of me.
"Then I heard this train and I noticed train tracks.
These three TV shopping channel touts are desperate to sell you this ridiculous mouth exerciser for $29.86 (Retail value $39.00!). Do you think they use it on themselves regularly? Link
Reader comments:
Gerard says:
Those face exercisers are tragically wrong headed. Botox, in contrast, actually does reduce wrinkles and it does so by paralyzing facial muscles not strengthening them.April says:
That mouth gadget actually works! I admit, I love gadgets, but this is one that I have continued to use for the past 2 years. It firmed my jawline, raised my cheeks, I got a firmer mouth, etc etc. Seriously, it works.
"There's a lot of people who don't want it their backyard, and that's certainly understandable," Mark Hendricks, a university spokesman, said today.Link (via Fortean Times)
"It's a controversial project, there's no doubt about it."
University officials said they would look for other possible sites for the project.
A Boing Boing reader says: "Iraqi artist Wafaa Bilal has locked himself into a studio with live webcams for the month of May and is inviting you to shoot at him via your computer and the internet. Log on, aim and fire, and if you're good enough the round from the paintball gun will splatter him with faux blood."
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