That's neat!

NOM NOM NOM

Hahaha I loved that.

Apologies in advance for the NQ, but I think Mr. Chan is erroneously assuming that a Balrog is made up exclusively of measurable states of matter. Not sure how much every-day physics applies to demons of fire and shadow. Fire, as well as I can remember my physics class, is a plasma, and I'm pretty sure you can't measure the mass of a plasma by dunking it in water and then multiplying up. And I don't think current physics has figured out how to measure the mass of shadows. (If so, please correct me.)

FWIW, the Wikipedia entry says this of balrogs: "While not specifically stated by Tolkien, it seems that Balrogs were partially fixed in their fiery demonic forms in the same way. Tolkien describes them as 'spirits' of fire and 'great shadows.' As a result, it is uncertain whether the Balrogs were somewhat ethereal."

I also think using a toy model misses one important step: when scientists build scale models of dinosaurs, they are basing their models on discovered fossils. We may have to hold off on this analysis until we find a balrog femur or two.

African, or European ?
Laden or unladen ?

Carlos, the calculations would probably be accurate within a telog per squinch or so. Give or take a flunch.

That's great! Also great? Disney princess pasta and Games Workshop Balrog juxtaposition.

First you have to determine whether or not Balrogs have wings...

(ducks and runs away)

I think they could have used a better model-- check out the Balrog on the LOTR pinball machine :-)

As a result, it is uncertain whether the Balrogs were somewhat ethereal.

If you subtract the fëa from the total, you're left with the hröa. Then you multiply that by the Morgoth Constant.

american or japanese balrog?
the way the japanese balrog's psycho crusher makes him fly completely vertical across the screen means he probably has a pretty damn high terminal velocity...

*ahem*

:)

Carlos:

I think one assumption is that the physical components of the Balrog are adequately described by natural laws. Since the Balrog doesn't simply levitate out of the chasm in the story, we can safely assume that it is at least somewhat bound by those laws.

LOL at Ryan #4! :D

hahaha i love it!

LOL @ L'Elk, except the character he described is neither the American nor Japanese Balrog.

@ MRFITZ..

Yes, it's the "somewhat" in the question that throws it all off =P Clearly a balrog can have some essence of matter enough to grip a mysteriously fire-like whip (which in turn can grip the feet of wizards) but on the other hand is made up of an unknown "quantity" of immeasurable substance. The ratio of plasma to solid isn't readily discernable =/

Depends on whether you throw it tied to a roc?

Now that you mention it, if the Roc picks up elephants to feed its chicks, does the Balrog feed its offspring oliphaunts?